|Marley was always a critic.|
|World Loving Hottie Montagne|
|Custer is eager to settle the score.|
|Like this would ever happen again.|
Well, at bleakday, when we want education, we'll go to school (and thank Bush we don't have to do THAT anymore). When we want to play a game, we'll jack-in on a first-person shooter that will set us to rights.
|A few years later, they all had cars.|
The Gipper always knew how we liked it.
We hope WWO has learned their lesson, and shame on NPR for spreading panic without checking their facts. There is plenty of oil to go around. Look at all the cars on the road, the planes in the air, and all those wealthy Arabs. Do they look worried? Try worrying about something important like how immigrants are stealing our jobs and having anchor babies in Planned Parenthood offices. Jeez, next you'll be telling us that the icecaps are melting because of Global Warming! Did you see how much snow they got in Connecticut this year?
They love trying to save the planet. If you don't feel like learning Swedish, enjoy your time off... try not to think too hard. We hope that you spend a lot of time with your family. Buy a big camper and drive it all over this great land of ours. Just stop trying to teach us anything.
Killjoys like you take all the fun out of being an American.